Mad Dog

You know how it is when you play fetch with your dog…

He/she jumps up and down giddy with the anticipation that you are about to lob that tennis ball somewhere. As you release the fuzzy orb into space, the dog bounds after it with the energy of NASA rockets, snatches the ball before it comes to rest, and races back to you re-entering the atmosphere at breakneck speed. As you reach down to retrieve the orb for another launch, the dog immediately turns into a ferocious beast with growling and fangs ready to rip you to shreds as if it had been infected by some strange being from another world it may have encountered while on its journey.

If only the dog returned with some kind of superpower like the Fantastic 4.


Houston, we have a problem.