2018 Monster Month: Top Chef

Trolls aren’t so bad. Sure, they may eat you, but they like tasty cuisine just as much as the next foodie out there.

Trolls will prepare their meals with the best seasonings they can grow under billy goat gruff bridges where they hang out, and are sure to cook at just the right temperature for just the right amount of time for maximum tenderness.

Who can blame them, really? No one likes to have to throw out a dish and start all over again. It’s so wasteful of food.


He is, quite literally, trolling her.