Drawn & Quoted: Mad Scientist

“Gee, Brain, what are we gonna do tonight?”

“The same thing we do every night, try to take over the world!”

– Pinky and The Brain (1993 – 1998)

 

It’s hard to take over the world when your evil lab is overrun with evil cats.

What’s truly evil is that they refuse to use the litter box.

 

 

 

Green Masks & Ham

Some do find it undesirous

To wear masks for Coronavirus,

While other breathers it may seem,

Really like them when they’re green.

 

The Chickeraffe approves.

Whiskers or Wigs?

Yeah. There’s not much to say about this other than that it’s a strange sketch from my sketchbook today. This is what comes from not leaving the house for weeks on end.

Thanks a lot Coronavirus.

 

Weird, or inspired. You decide.

Dino Distancing

Yeah, dinosaurs like to snack on tender morsels of man meat, but this caveman isn’t having any of it. In this age of Coronavirus, the dino needs to stand at least six feet away, which may or may not cramp his lunch leanings.

Not to mention, that drooling is DEFINITELY NOT sanitary.

 

Hey hey hey! Stand over there!

Heroes & Villains

Even if you’re Batman, it’s probably wise to follow the CDC’s recommendations for social distancing.

 

Perhaps in this case, the bigger villain is the Coronavirus.

Social Distancing

Spent some time in my sketchbook this past weekend, and got to thinking of everyone out there trying to keep their distance from each other, and breathe without fear. I figure this is probably a pretty accurate depiction of life in the wild, too.

 

Keep those mouths covered!

Pot of “Gold”

Happy St. Patrick’s Day!

I hope you find your own pot of “gold” at the end of the rainbow today, whatever that means for you during this age of the Coronavirus.

 

Toilet paper – the gold of our age in these strange times.

We’re Closed!

With the whole world shutting down, does the Wuhan Virus really care all that much? It’s gonna do what it’s gonna do….

 

 

With everything shutting down here in the United States, and from what I hear, in other countries, too, the plight of the Griswold family from National Lampoon’s Vacation seemed like a natural fit. That poor Coronavirus has travelled all the way from Wuhan, China to come to America, only to find the country closed. Nothing is going to stop it from having some fun.

Here’s hoping it doesn’t get a BB gun at a sporting goods store and start having too much fun at our expense.