Chuck Norris Septuagenarian

The age-defying Chuck Norris turns 71 today. Come to think of it, Chuck Norris pretty much defies everything.

It’s not that Chuck Norris has had that many birthdays – that’s how many times the earth has revolved around Chuck Norris.

When Chuck Norris was born, it was the doctor who got slapped – after all, Chuck Norris actually delivered himself.


Chuck Norris doesn’t celebrate birthdays – birthdays celebrate Chuck Norris.