Birdman

The next time someone says to you, “It’s like a walk in the park,” think of this man and how difficult that walk in the park could actually be:

  1. What happens if someone else’s dog starts to chase his large pet?
  2. Can he keep the bird from attacking little children?
  3. And lastly, but perhaps most importantly, how can he possibly bag whatever his pet leaves behind?

 

I just hope this bird NEVER sits in a tree above my car.
I just hope this bird NEVER sits in a tree above my car.