Most monsters really aren’t scary – just misunderstood. Granted, you don’t see a furry web-footed critter like this every day (unless you hang out in the places where I hang out), but it doesn’t mean he is a ferocious killing machine. Maybe he’s just looking for a friend to hang out with. Then again, I don’t think he has those claws just to spear vegetables.
On second thought, maybe you should just remain misunderstanding with this one.
The undead come alive on Friday!