Word has it that today is Valentine’s Day. Be careful out there of flying arrows.
I have an aversion to being impaled, which might explain why Cupid hasn’t hit me and a woman at the same time. Either that, or Cupid’s aim is off.

Word has it that today is Valentine’s Day. Be careful out there of flying arrows.
I have an aversion to being impaled, which might explain why Cupid hasn’t hit me and a woman at the same time. Either that, or Cupid’s aim is off.