Lion and the Lamb

Isaiah 11:6 says “The wolf shall dwell with the lamb, and the leopard shall lie down with the young goat, and the calf and the lion and the fattened calf together; and a little child shall lead them.”

So, since the Bible doesn’t actually say that one day the lion and the lamb will lie down together in peace, that must mean this lamb is lunch.

 

Two words: “lamb chops.”
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